[ She drains the rest of her mojito to keep up as she considers that. ]

Hmm... One time I was out with Romeo, and we were killing time before dinner and stopped by this car dealership. He was like, hey, let's pretend we're shopping and get them to let us take some for a test drive! So we went in there acting like some rich couple shopping for a BMW or something. He told me to try to look respectable, but it didn't even really matter, the guy just ignored me anyway.

Thing is, the one Romeo was eyeing was a two-seater, and of course they weren't just gonna let him drive off with it alone. So they left me behind so the sales guy could ride with him, and I spent like an hour sitting there in the muggy office while he drove all around town getting sold to. We missed our dinner reservation too.

Romeo was just like, "well, I couldn't let him know I wasn't really interested!"

[ She sets her empty glass back on the table with a bit more force than necessary. ]